Red-Light honies all around
smiling at me but I wasn't down with that.
Oh, no…no, no.
I'm not that type of guy.

Well I was frightened, couldn't you tell?
Is this Holland, is it Hell?
Well there's a thin red line that runs between,
and that smell in the air ain't coffee beans.

Well I could get an early flight back home safe in my bed
with all these evil pictures running round inside my head.

Well I left my heart in Amsterdam.
I left my heart in Amsterdam.
I'm so tired I can't stand,
because I left my heart in Amsterdam.

Sitting on the curb eating Chinese food
Dutch bus driver giving attitude
Maybe I'll just stay here till I die.

And if I did that would you care?
If I was eaten by a bear…
Maybe, I'll just get mugged
In Amsterdam.