2. "If I Grew My Beard "
Would you love me if I grew my beard, my dear?
I'd still love you if you grew one too.
We could run off together and we'd join the circus.
Hey, it wouldn't be that strange to do.
Would you like it if your parents dug me?
We could have a picnic down at Zilker Park.
After that we all could swim in Town Lake.
I could pretend I was a great white shark.
I don't understand why things must be this way.
Maybe this was just a foolish, rushed mistake.
You seem to show your love for everyone but me.
Your heart's a city with a skeleton town key.
Would you love me if I did not love you?
That's the only thing I couldn't bring myself to do.
I don't care that your love is just a bathtub.
You can bathe inside my swimming pool.
Would you love me if I grew my beard, my dear?