8. Upper-middle Class
I got this feeling deep inside
It scatters deep as it runs wide
And I can't help the things I say
I couldn't live any other way with you
If I was upper-middle class
I'd have monkeys wipe my ass
And I'd suck my silver spoon
and I'd sing this little tune with you
And I can't think of anything
that I might rather be
Well Simon said my Hummer's red
and that's alright with me
I hope someday I'll get a 100k for increased efficiency
Upper-middle class I'd say is just alright with me
If I part the crimson sea
would you still have eyes for me?
and I could lead my family west
I don't want anything but the best for me
If I could dine with the elite
If my bitter food was sweet
Well I'd be the suburban king
That gives me the right to sing with you
And I can't think of anything
that I might rather be
Well Simon said my Hummer's red
and that's alright with me
I hope someday I'll get a 100k for increased efficiency
Upper-middle class I'd say is just alright with me
If I was upper-middle class
I'd have monkeys wipe my ass
And I can't help the things I say
I couldn't live any other way with you
I got this feeling deep inside
It scatters deep as it runs wide
And I'd suck my silver spoon
and I'd sing this little tune with you
And I can't think of anything
that I might rather be
Well Simon said my Hummer's red
and that's alright with me
I hope someday I'll get a 100k for increased efficiency
Upper-middle class I'd say is just alright with me