10. Promise Land
Well I slipped into your bedroom just to reach the promise land
I didn't mean to scare you I just want to be your man
Girl, I'd do the "Hokey-Pokey"if I thought that I could stand
Cause I'm drunk enough to dance and I just want to hold your hand
Well I'm standing by your window and I'm crying out your name
The neighbors starting yelling, now they're calling me insane
I guess I'll say I'm sorry cause there's no one else to blame
your mother never liked me and your sister thinks I'm lame
Well I'm headed south to Austin, got that job at KFC
I'll be the best damn chicken-frier with my liberal arts degree
And I'll do the "Hokey-Pokey" and I'll drink my herbal tea
Just think of what you're missing there's no other quite like me