"Simon"

Sitting in a pub on a Sunday night playing on my guitar
Group of young girls who look alright are standing by the bar.
Oh, my now I see him looking on back at me
He's got this kind of queer look in his eye and I'm wondering what it might be.

Well Simon was his name and he worked with all the girls
And the offer that he made was set to change my world.

No I don't want to experiment with you
I'm happy here hanging out with my ladies.
No I don't want to break it down with you
I'm happy here hanging out with my ladies.

Sitting in a club same Sunday night
Chatting up this pretty bird.
Group of young guys wearing clothes real tight
Thinking about what I heard.
Oh, my now I see him looking on back at me
Winking like the guy in the commercial
When I've been watching late night TV

Well Simon was his name and he worked with all the girls
And the offer that he made was set to change my world.

No I don't want to experiment with you
I'm happy here hanging out with my ladies.
No I don't want to get down and dirty with you
I'm happy here hanging out with my ladies.